Bible Humor
Bible humor is a good thing. Everyone loves a good joke! God must have a sense of humor. It's a good thing to laugh. I have put together some good Bible humor. Go ahead, work one of these jokes into your next Bible study, fellowship or at a luncheon. Your sure to make someone laugh!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones." Proverbs 17:22

Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible? Noah...he floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation!
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? Pharaoh's daughter...she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet (profit)!
What do you call the study of the Ark? Ark-eology
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less!
Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible? David. He rocked Goliath!
What do they call pastors in German? German Shepherds!
Who was the oldest man who ever lived and yet he died before his father? Methuselah, who lived to be 969 years old. His father was Enoch, who never died because "God took him" (Genesis 5:18-27)
What did Adam tell his children as to why they no longer lived in the garden of Eden? Your mother ate us out of house and home!
How did Adam and Even react when they were kicked out of the garden? They raised Cain!
What was Adam's nickname for Eve? Riblet!
What kind of lights did Noah put on the ark? Floodlights!
What kind of pet did Joseph have? A peacock...it's a bird of many colors!
Who would be the shortest man in the Bible? Nehemiah (knee-high-miah)
What man in the Bible talked the day he was born? Job...he cursed the day he was born! (Job 3:33)
Who was the first known drug addict in the Bible? Nebuchadnezzar...he was on grass for seven years! (Daniel 4:31-22)
If Adam and Eve had owned a car, what kind of car would it have been? A Viper!
If Moses had owned a car, what kind of car would it have been? A Hummer...they do great in the wilderness!
If John the Baptist had owned a car, what kind of care would it have been? A Volkswagen Beetle (for a guy who eats bugs!)
What would John the Baptists license plate have read? 4 RUN R
If The twelve Apostles had needed a car to go places in, what kind of car would they get in? A Honda (put them all in one accord!)
How do we know that men will get to heaven 30 minutes before women? Revelation 8:1 tells us that there will be silence in heaven for about a half an hour!
What is God's first name? Art..."Our Father, Art, in heaven..."

If you know some other good, clean bible humor, drop me a line and I'll ad it to the list!
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